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Jolie

British Shorthair

Soft fur. Serious face. Big attitude.

Tiny paws. Very high standards.

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Portrait of Jolie, a cream British Shorthair kitten, resting on a white blanket
Jolie, at home

Chapter 01

Meet Jolie

British Shorthair. Professional napper. Part-time explorer. Full-time owner of the house.

She arrived small, silver-cream and entirely convinced the house was already hers. Most days are spent auditing sunbeams, supervising the humans and perfecting the art of looking innocent immediately after doing something questionable.

Breed
British Shorthair
Personality
Curious, elegant, slightly demanding
Speciality
Looking innocent
Current occupation
Growing up

Non-negotiable

House Rules

Five clauses, drafted by Jolie, ratified by Jolie, enforced by Jolie.

  1. 01Every box belongs to Jolie.
  2. 02Your chair is also Jolie’s chair.
  3. 03Snacks should arrive immediately.
  4. 04Privacy is optional.
  5. 05Jolie is always right.

Chapter 02

Jolie’s Moments

An unhurried record of very small events, taken far too seriously.

Jolie, a cream British Shorthair kitten, curled up on a white blanket with her ears turned outward
First days at home01
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A very serious morning02
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Tiny paws, big plans03
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Do not disturb04
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Supervising the humans05
Photograph coming soon
Current mood06

Chapter 03

Collaborations

Jolie only endorses things she would genuinely sit on.

Press, gifting, product photography or something longer term — leave a note and we will come back to you. Serious enquiries and unserious ones about snacks are equally welcome.

Or write directly to contact@joliebsh.com.

Chapter 04

More Jolie, less internet.

Follow her daily adventures.

@jolie.bsh
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